Fat Slob Plumbing
can YOUR lav flush a big load?
Imagine it.
Friends over - and the lav blocks up.
You don't need that.
So hire us.
Fat Slob Plumbing.
England's number 2 toilet testing service.
We'll give it a good stress test.
Happy Customers
Ron & Dave turned up, and 20 minutes later my toilets were blocked. Great work, would highly recommend!
- Bill Skinner
New flat, didn't want no problems with my lav. Ron unloaded, & it passed the test! A lot of stress off my mind.
- Vic Walker
Hubby invited his football team over, so I booked Fat Slob Plumbing first. I'm glad I did!
- Noreen Davis
My advice? Buy lots of bleach & toilet duck before they come round. You'll need it - great job guys!
- Jim Cooper
Buy A Franchise
Can YOU deliver on demand?
We're looking for people who can deliver value.
People who can fill a bowl.
Any time, any place.
Does that sound like you?
Buy a Fat Slob Plumbing franchise today!
Contact Trish, our friendly sales rep!
Our Partners
Curry Emporium
Wonderful curry - we eat here regularly & we're never disappointed the next morning. Try the black pudding chicken vindaloo!
The King's Seat
The perfect pub to get ready for a job. The bitter goes straight down & straight out. Big all-day full English for a fiver. We're all on the darts team.
Kebab Palace
The sign says it all. We eat here most nights after closing. Ishmail never holds back on the extra chilli sauce, & his brother's got a mini-cab.
Toilet Architecture Monthly
It doesn't get better than this for reading material. Always an eye-opener. Got a monthly subscription so we're up to date with toilet innovations.
A1 Van Repairs
In our line of work, reliability is a must! So our mate Eddie services the van - & it's never failed the MoT, not even once. Ed makes sure of that!
F.A.Q
Do you bring your own toilet paper?
Yes! But we might run out so you should have a good supply handy.What are your working hours?
Between 8 and 10 in the morning is best.Do you work on weekends?
Yes! But there's a 50% surcharge on our normal price.Do you clean up after yourselves?
No.What if I need the lav while you're working?
You'll have to wait, or go round to the neighbour's.Is your 'block rate' a pricing strategy?
No, the 'block rate' is how many toilets we block up as a percentage of toilets we test. Our block rate has been above 90% every year since 2013.